is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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