you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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