Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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