I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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