Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You need a sexual gate keeper
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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