My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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