so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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