He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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