It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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