so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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