What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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