Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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