The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
