Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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