I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I look better un-naked...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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