would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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