He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I need mimosas to revive my soul
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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