Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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