He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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