Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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