do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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