He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Randomize
