I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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