he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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