Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just cropdusted the office
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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