quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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