Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Boobs speak an international language.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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