just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My balls are so social today.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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