3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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