If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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