"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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