So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
