I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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