so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
