That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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