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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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