And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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