Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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