yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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