you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My feet surprised me
The air taste purple.
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