My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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