I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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