how can u be prego again
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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