My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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