Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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