I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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