Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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