He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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