I have demons in me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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