I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
